My Husband the Virgin

So we went to the coast for the weekend, and by some happy coincidence, Rocky Horror happened to be playing in the theater in the town we stayed in. Since jon had never gone, we decided to ge and see it. I had forgotten that “virgins” (people who’ve never seen the movie in a theater) have to perform various embarrassing (and amusing) acts for the entertainment of the rest of the audience. So not only did Jon have a “V” written in lipstick on his forehead, he had to explain to the rest of the audience why he was the biggest asshole in the theater. I figure he got off light, last time I went, the virgins had to do relay races with 12 in. vibrators between their legs :) Jon didn’t seem to mind too much though, he was too busy ogling all the chubby girls in their undies. I had fun too, but not as much as he did.

We spent Sunday in Newport, wandering around in the shops, and watched some glassblowers make some gorgeous glass floats. Jon bought me a really beautiful diamond and amethyst ring as an early birthday present, which was very sweet. All in all it was a pretty good weekend.

2 Responses to “My Husband the Virgin”

  1. Jon says:

    Yum! Chubby girls in their undies.

  2. FRANK N FURTER says:

    ROCKY HORROR IS AWESUM I USED TO GO TO SEE IT AT MIDNITE IN NYC EVERY WEEKEND WITH MY FRIENDS MORE THAN 20 YEARS AGO! LOL!

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