Jon told me I should write something nice about him in my blog, so here goes.
If you were a dessert, you would be a yummy dessert, something with coconut and chocolate.
If you were a cheese, you’d be the finest Jarlsberg.
If you were a movie, you’d be a cool movie with ninjas, or pirates, or kung fu.
If you were a crab, you’d be a cute little hermie, not just the kind that make you itch 
If you were a meat, you’d be an organic, no animal byproduct-fed, Painted Hills (or possibly Nieman Ranch) beef.
If you were a furniture, you’d be one of those really cool end-of-the bed benches that I want.
If you were a video game, you’d be Super Monkey Ball 2 (but only Monkey pool, because that’s the coolest).
Anyways, you get the idea. Love you honey!
Aww thank you sweetie. I love you too. You are the finest FGP